Facebook Jokes and Comedy collection 1

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Im going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.   Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.   And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:  I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..  I see, do you know whats the operating system on your PC?  Of course I do - its Facebook...
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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Status I didnt fall down, I attacked the floor.

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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

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Boss comes up to an employee: Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month! Thanks boss, thats because Facebook was shut down for the whole day.

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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

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Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you dont really know!"

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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

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