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Chelsea Peretti – LATE Lyrics

LATE By Chelsea Peretti How’re you gonna show up late With a coffee in your hand? How’re you gonna have me sit and wait While you hit the coffee stand? How’re you gonna waltz in here? Iced coffee in hand Big smile on your big dumb face Zero mention that you’re fifteen late How’re you gonna show up late But have a coffee in your hand? I’m racking my brain but I don’t understand You you you you, you were fifteen minutes late With wet hair and coffee and a scone Seems like you could’ve skipped one or two And I wouldn’t have been alone Waiting for you, all alone at that Said time that we set I was here at one on the dot You were not You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot How’re you gonna show up late With a coffee in your hand? How’re you gonna have me sit and wait While you hit the coffee stand? How’re you gonna waltz in here? Iced coffee in hand Big smile on your big dumb face Zero mention that you’re fifteen late I bet you think the so

Chelsea Peretti – LATE Lyrics

LATE By Chelsea Peretti How’re you gonna show up late With a coffee in your hand? How’re you gonna have me sit and wait While you hit the coffee stand? How’re you gonna waltz in here? Iced coffee in hand Big smile on your big dumb face Zero mention that you’re fifteen late How’re you gonna show up late But have a coffee in your hand? I’m racking my brain but I don’t understand You you you you, you were fifteen minutes late With wet hair and coffee and a scone Seems like you could’ve skipped one or two And I wouldn’t have been alone Waiting for you, all alone at that Said time that we set I was here at one on the dot You were not You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot How’re you gonna show up late With a coffee in your hand? How’re you gonna have me sit and wait While you hit the coffee stand? How’re you gonna waltz in here? Iced coffee in hand Big smile on your big dumb face Zero mention that you’re fifteen late I bet you think the so

Chelsea Peretti – OATMILK Lyrics

OATMILK By Chelsea Peretti Do you have it? (Do you have it?) Do you have it? (Do you have it?) Do you have Do you have Do you have Do you have Do you have Do you have Do you have Oat milk Oat milk (Do you have the oat milk?) Oat milk Oat milk (Do you have the oat milk?) Do you have oat milk? Do you have oat milk? Do you have Do you have Do you, do you Do you have oat milk? Oat milk I need oat milk I want to drink my coffee with oat milk Do you have it? (Why?) Why don’t you? (Why don’t you?) Why don’t you have oat milk? (Why?) I really wanted oat milk in my coffee drink this morning Do you have the oat milk? Oat milk magic Silky pleasure It steams texture Barista loves it It feel good You drink it down, and down (And down, and down) Oat milk Oat milk I need oat milk

Chelsea Peretti – CHORE Lyrics

CHORE By Chelsea Peretti Life is a chore coffee ain’t working anymore Locking my door coffee ain’t working anymore Life is a chore coffee ain’t working anymore Locking my door coffee ain’t working anymore I must be off or something I need caffeine ’cause life does not feel like a dream You know exactly what I mean No double shot help me expresso ain’t no fluid feel like steam ’cause the vapor of my former self retired human being I need more time some catch up with Joe time Some laughing and joke time before I got no time Ain’t no telling with showtime You never get your time Replenish your soul time Damn I wish that they sold time Life is a chore coffee ain’t working anymore Locking my door coffee ain’t working anymore Life is a chore coffee ain’t working anymore Locking my door coffee ain’t working anymore Coffee ain’t working no more Coffee ain’t working no more Iced Americana [?] worship the dollar Holy s--- explain why it be like this Prioritize profe

Chelsea Peretti – SOUNDPROOF Lyrics

SOUNDPROOF By Chelsea Peretti I woke up in your bed this morning You wanted to cuddle and talk You wanted to drink some coffee I had to walk Come you don’t have a– You do not have a soundproof bathroom You do not have a soundproof bathroom That when I need– Soundproof bathroom Soundproof bathroom Soundproof bathroom Yeah, I wanna drink coffee with you But I’m gonna need a soundproof bathroom Yeah, I wanna drink coffee with you But I’m gonna need a soundproof bathroom I will drink coffee with you If this house has a soundproof bathroom I will drink coffee with you I will drink coffee with you If you will soundproof your bathroom Yeah, I wanna drink coffee with you But I’m gonna need a soundproof bathroom Yeah, I wanna drink coffee with you But I’m gonna need a soundproof bathroom Soundproof matches I can strike in a square Soundproof bops babe Soundproof bathroom Soundproof bathroom

Chelsea Peretti – DAD Lyrics

DAD By Chelsea Peretti I never really had a dad I never really had a dad It makes me kind of sad It makes me kind of sad If I could’ve gotten him high Maybe my dad would have given me a try If I were a deadly vice Maybe my dad would have treated me nice If I was a bottle of rum My dad would think that I was fun If I was a drawer of drugs My dad would have given me tons of hugs If I was coke on a key Maybe my dad would have wanted to keep me If I was a trusty lighter (trusty lighter) My dad would’ve taught me to be a fighter Daddy Daddy Daddy Where are you? Daddy Daddy Where are you? When I need ya Where are you? When I need ya Where are you? If I was a nugget of hash My dad would’ve put cream of my diaper rash My dad would’ve been at my birthday bash Dad would’ve let me hold some cash If I was a mirror with rails (mirror with rails) My dad would not have let me fail He would’ve gotten me out of jail He would’ve gotten me out of jail Daddy Dadd